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My cousin invites me over to help paint her apartment. In the nude. Which leads to fucking. And then her mother walks in. Before long, everybody is naked. And painting and fucking. You know, a story you've heard before, but with a new twist or two.
A couple months ago I caught a kid plugging my neighbor's teen daughter in their back yard. I decided it was time she had a bit more education. At first she was reluctant, but she soon changed.
He was the shy type until he discovered he had that special Magic touch that all females desired. The gift to make them pant and beg for him to give them his special kind of loving.
Judy decides to give Danny the birthday gift that he has dreamed about. Through a strange turn of events, Danny isn't the only one who gets a gift that night. While this story is fiction it is based on an actual event.
When the absolute worst candidate possible is accepted into an Antarctic research program, global warming becomes the least of our problems. Or maybe I'm just paranoid.