If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale
A Phishing story What would you do if there was always a beautiful woman eagerly waiting to fulfill your deepest, and often their darkest, fantasy? This is the story of one woman who'd always been intrigued by exotic piercings, but chickened out each time she went to the studio. This time, her desires would become a reality as backing down wasn't an option.
A Story in the 34th Amendment Universe
Sarah Burley has always tried to stay away from the horrible practice of legalized slavery the 34th Amendment had brought around, but a short moment of insanity opens the door for an illicit affair, and things somehow spiral out of her control. A few more moments of insanity, and our heroine might end up on the auction block like cattle. Can she keep her whits about her long enough? A story of insane little moments, dark desires, ruthless people and cruel betrayals.
A Twisted Fairy Tale We've all heard the politically correct story of the little wooden puppet whose nose grew when he lied. But it wasn't his nose that grew. Oh no. Now you can learn what all those up-tight people never wanted you to know about the real story, and why the trees did so much better after Gepetto made his puppet.
Fiona was a 45 year old petite blonde with curves in all the right places who was all business and nothing personal. That all changed when she was soaked to the skin, and her older colleague had to warm her up lest she freeze. In the process he discovers that her sex life stopped 10 years ago when hubby stopped being able to get it up. The drought was broken in a big way.
An eighteen year old spends the summer with his aunt and uncle before college in the fall. He meets the next door neighbor, a married woman in her 50s in a sexless marriage and vows to correct that.
Spoiled college student Nathan meets his mother for coffee but surprises her when he shows her a video he has taken of her committing adultery. Mother is forced to masturbate him right here in public under the table or he will show the video to dad. In chapter two he goes to her office and forces his mother to fuck him and in the final chapter he waits for her at home and makes her an offer she can't refuse.