A story set in the Pinwheel Universe
Raz travels to Earth with Stanley to visit the farm where he grew up, and to meet his parents, but how will they react to his giant alien companion?
With a wrecked car and no cellphone reception, Freddy seeks help in the only place he can, a run-down mansion that looks long abandoned. To his surprise, he finds a strange woman living there alone, but there's an ulterior motive to her gracious hospitality. (Spider woman/monstergirl Halloween story)
Angie and Isla had been BFFs for years before Isla was surprised to find herself becoming excited by her little friend's near nakedness during a sleepover. Too scared to broach the subject directly, she resorted to the age-old game of Truth or Dare. There's a good reason why it's stood the test of time.
In this humorous attempt at deliberate bad writing your beloved author faces down an irate father while armed only with blazing wit and wet underwear. Or maybe just wet underwear.