Petting Stories

An Uncle Bob Story
Kathy's idea was to jerk her uncle's shorts down at the family reunion and embarrass him. It didn't occur to her that he might not be wearing underwear. So, when she yelled "GOTCHA!", everyone looked and saw the secret no one had known. Uncle Bob was a monster! Well part of him was monstrous anyway. And Kathy wasn't the only one to notice.

Felicity is worried that her daughter is turning into a... well into a bit of a slut quite frankly. When she talks to her about it she discovers that Gina has been unable to satisfy her needs either herself or with her boyfriends. Desperate to help, Felicity introduces Gina to her 'Naughty drawer'

Patty's English cousin, Cathy, is feeling a bit homesick. Well, not for home, quite -- for the girl she left behind. Patty finds herself helping out. Quite a wild duet.

Joe Diffie sings a song called "John Deere Green", about a water tower and the message painted on it: Billy Bob loves Charlene. Mr. Diffie heard about that water tower and thought it would make a good song. He just was never told the whole story. Now, in the words of Billy Bob himself, the secret of that water tower and that message and how it affected everybody in town is being told.

On the hunt for the mysterious crimelord 'Le Français,' Detective Sinead Connors meets financial wizz Marc Fornier. When she needs his help in her investigation, Marc decides that she can pay him back through a little game...

I was sixteen and thought I had everything I ever wanted, but when my boyfriend, Mark, suggested that sharing our love with someone else would make it even better...That's when we fell in love with Chris, the new boy in school. After that, nothing in our lives would ever be the same.

I happened to overhear my son, with his girlfriend, making some serious mistakes in how he was treating her. A good dad should offer help in such a situation. right? So I did. And help sometimes includes demonstrations. right? And she was the only female present to demonstrate on. She liked the arrangement a lot more than my son did, but she was calling the shots, so he had to live with it. At least until her mother found out. That's when things got really complicated.

A story in the Brollyverse
Mike is a nerdy musician who has his world turned upside down when he meets Melody, a magical sex genie bound to be his servant for all eternity. Though she changes his life for the better, Mike must now come to terms with this new situation challenging his strong religious faith, forcing him to find a way to reconcile these two opposing realities. This story is an homage to the universe of servant genies written about by Joe Brolly and 800ibgorrila. Many thanks to both of them!

A Canadian teenager discovers he has an incredibly rare ability... and that all gifts have consequences. Includes an appendix with glossary and maps.