A The Kind of Dirty You Don't Wash Off Story Part of the Davidson Family Stories universe
A hot Mom with a secret porn addiction has a very public meltdown in a water park. She and her husband become the subject of endless Internet Memes and national humiliation. The husband loses his job and with the notoriety cannot find another. The MILF decides to become a webcam whore with her son's girlfriend and her family. Sequel to "Do you have a Big Dick? Why Not?"
"Why don't you take your nose out of that book and look at all this crumpet?" asked Danny. "What?" I replied. "Look, I've got to finish this before my exam next week." "I just wish I had your good looks," mused Danny. "What?" I said again. "Good looks, what rubbish." "Hey, it's not rubbish that all the good looking birds keep giving you the eye," he observed. "And you're too busy to notice."
Uncle Hiram might be dead, but Jeff still hated the self-righteous bastard. Hated how the sanctimonious child-molester could reach out from the grave like some deviant ghost to keep him from marrying the girl he loved, his cousin, Molly, the late, unlamented Hiram Wright's niece and one-time plaything.
After Liz gets her first period, it's naturally time for a trip to the dentist's office, but Dr. Cockley isn't just an ordinary, everyday, run-of-the-mill sort of dentist...As Liz is about to find out. He's actually a very nice guy.
Simon and Simone are twins and identical in almost every respect. They have moved to Paris, the City of Love, and are closer than ever before. Soon, they have fallen into the kinky lifestyles of their oversexed friends. When they meet Claire, all bets are off and they scramble to be her favorite.