One night while walking his dog, Ron hears sounds that appear to be erotic moaning coming from his neighbors house. Drawn by the sounds and a light gleaming from an open bedroom window, he slips by their privacy fence and is visually treated to an erotic coupling he could only imagine. He is hooked, returning time after time. One day he finds that his illicit night time excursions haven't been so secret.
An egotistical beauty rules her high school dating scene, deciding who can date whom. When she is disobeyed, she penalizes the offenders. Finally, she crosses the wrong kids, and they get their revenge.
I don't know if you know anything about wizards or not, Harry Potter has a lot to answer for, tales of his broomsticks and wands and all the other misinformation