The two oldest sons on "Home Improvement" like to kid around, but the producers and other actors don't see the humor. Zach and Jon figure their careers are fucked anyway, so they decide to go out with a bang. And "mom" Patricia Richardson is the bangee. The most violent and nasty of the Uncle Mike stories.
Samuel Feldman still lives with his mother, who is closer in age due to how young she was when she bore him. However, he's not a loser. He's a history teacher and he has a girlfriend that his mother seems to dislike, as well as a gay ex-boyfriend. Things change on Election Day, starting with a fight with Mom.
Routinely, Dale beats his daughter, son, and wife. For money, he forces his wife into gang bangs he films, then he sells the degrading clips online. Her misery ends with Dale's car accident. He's sent home, bedridden, dependent, nasty, and bigoted. Daughter's big black boyfriend visits, and adds MFF threesomes with mom. Mom's Latino friend comes often. Son's lover bang's him every night. Now stuck in bed alone, he cant avoid hearing them all having great sex. (Completed 9/4/24)
A Swarm Cycle Story
French-Canadian teacher and hockey coach Jacques "Jack" Delacroix has enough of his marriage, so his extraction at a town hall meeting in Vermont proves handy, in the form of some sexy concubines and an equally sexy high school principal.