Mother Stories

A short list of the joyous confessions of a merciless cunt hound. (a short list because he's so busy mercilessly hounding cunt) * * * DON'T TAKE LIFE SO SERIOUSLY. YOU WON'T GET OUT OF IT ALIVE, ANYWAY.

Inspired by the greatest rape fantasy story I ever read, "MOM’S DILEMMA" by Coyote, I take a crack at rewriting it, putting my own spin on the classic tale and substituting in all the girls from my own personal fantasies. Introduction: A wrong turn down a dirt road turns into a nightmare more horrifying than anything prudish mother Janet Smith could have imagined while it also becomes a fantasy and an opportunity that Janet’s own son and three other young boys would have never believed.

Poetic raunch. Is this an adaptation of 'The Rime of the Ancient Mariner'? Nope, never read it, but it is spelled correctly. :-)

Novel type: mother and son, family, incest, aunt, auntie, sister, godmother, counterattack, counterattack, training Introduction: ● The protagonist will fight back fiercely against the bullying he has suffered! ● The strong mother, the arrogant sister who looks down on her, I will fuck them all. ● The charming aunt, the unruly auntie, the aunt who looks cold and dotes on her, I will fuck them all. ● The cowardly brother-in-law is impotent, so the sister will offer her body on my bed.

It's entirely fair to call this story's main characters Dr. Rollins and Dr. Warren "mad scientists." One invented healthy cigarettes, and the other enhances anal sex surgically. If smoking or butt sex bother you at all, please read something else.

When the former God retires, things are about to get very interesting for David Jones.

Rob hacks into his sister's Twitter account and sends fake tweets, that turn out to come true.