Masturbation Stories

Guess who's back? Back again. Dragonpig's back, tell a friend. Yes, I took that from Eminem. He's the one who originally did it. Did I say I'm just like the Borg on Star Trek? I find something I like, and I try to improve on it. But I think of myself being more respectful. This is a non-canonical fan-written continuation / sequel inspired by Caesar’s 2007 story “Just Your Typical Japanese Family.” All original characters, concepts, and the core setting belong to Caesar.

How old Donald used me with more of his friends.

A hot-bloodied young man meets a particularly sexy young woman whom he thinks he recognizes, with coming of age sex told in flashback; what will happen next? Works as a complete standalone story (but be warned has one of those slightly open endings). Thinking of making it form a chapter of a long coming of age series, featuring my main 1st-person sex addict protaganist, but only if I get a good enough score. Writing is hard work.

Victorious over the realm of mortals and now the world's king, in the year 2036 the Dark Lord Dracula is all too happy to enjoy the spoils of his long awaited triumph.

It seems funny to me that of all my diary entries this is the one people seem to have the hardest time believing. Well, I guess I can understand why but that still doesn't make it any less true. Admittedly it represents what was probably our wildest day at the store but that's why I wrote about it and not some other day. This just goes to show you what happens when two sluts try to outdo one another!

Our happy band of young nymphomaniacs help Mike evaluate his series of masturbators

When people hear I have sex with my family they immediately seem to assume something is weird or kinky about me or even that my parents are abusive. Nothing could be farther from the truth so rather than just explain what happened this day I think you should know a few things about me so you'll better understand the circumstances. If you want to know more I have written numerous other stories explaining my past further and my views on incest and my relationships with my parents.