While on the road, Frank goes to a strip club and comes back to his hotel seriously horny. Against his better judgment, he calls his wife to tell her about it. While on the phone, he gets himself off. But when he gets home, he finds that it wasn't his wife on the phone with him. It was another woman. But who?
Jeff is unemployed, living at home with his mom, and has developed an odd fetish that drives him into complete sexual obsession. He has gone from panty sniffing to shoe fixation and even armpit scents that drive him over the edge of sanity itself. At the end of his rope on unemployment benefits, he takes a job at a Woman's Shoe Boutique. He is in a state of sheer bliss inhaling the scents of dozens of females each and every day. Then his mom takes charge.
To my surprise I learn that my son's friends think of me as a MILF, a Mom I'd Like to Fuck. More astonishing is the realization that my son, Ryan agrees. These young men need to be punished... or maybe rewarded.
Eli and Fontana move into a friendly neighborhood next door to Casey and Linn. After Linn leaves and Casey finds himself horny and lonely a good neighbor finds the opportunity to show him what he might be missing after he seems reluctant to "get back on the horse". However, she has her own reasons for helping him get back in the relationship saddle.
Wife and I are having a friend over for the weekend. We invite him a date in an attempt to get laid. The set up turns into a MFF then a group event. The wife finally gets soda can sized 9 inch fun.
I had been to Sweden and the other Nordic countries before and according to me, the only places you can come to a complete stop and clear the overly tired and not so anymore perfectly working brain. I went totally unprepared on the plane, just some necessities as some clothes and a toothbrush and shaving kit and that was about it. I do not speak the language, but I can get by and most people, if not all, speak a good word of English. Some wet Holiday this turned out to be....