Masturbation Stories

To my surprise I learn that my son's friends think of me as a MILF, a Mom I'd Like to Fuck. More astonishing is the realization that my son, Ryan agrees. These young men need to be punished... or maybe rewarded.

Eli and Fontana move into a friendly neighborhood next door to Casey and Linn. After Linn leaves and Casey finds himself horny and lonely a good neighbor finds the opportunity to show him what he might be missing after he seems reluctant to "get back on the horse". However, she has her own reasons for helping him get back in the relationship saddle.

When I can't go back to sleep, I find a way to turn off my busy mind.

Maya and Dan have hated each other since the day their parents decided to become one family. Between them stands only the thin wall of a shared bathroom. But one night under a bed, where they are forced to hide and listen to someone else’s passion, changes everything.

A needy young woman seeking attention, finds it with her brother, her father, and then her grandfather.

Retired I down sized to a smaller house across from a park where I met my new young friend Emily.

A Naughty Nursery Rhyme
A humerous look at the way we wish Dick and Jane stories would have been written when we were kids. Written in the style of Dick and Jane, we get to see them in their teenage years, when hormones flow. This is satire, not stroke.