Masturbation Stories

The Warsaw Pact invasion of Czechoslovakia, 1968, I arrived and found myself nearly alone in Hitler's huge S.S. headquarters compound in Nuremburg Germany. Now occupied by U.S. forces they had saddled up their tanks to head for the border to guard against an invasion by the Russian tank army. A draftee, a mere private, I bunked in a large empty building formerly occupied by S.S. commandos. But I had female company.

First I was strip searched by my stepmother in front of my step brother and if that wasn't bad enough, then I was strip searched by the Principal of my middle school.

A Lynn and Lee Story
Lynn gets a new toy and takes it on a maiden voyage.

When my wife "volunteered" me to be one of the men auctioned off for her club's fundraiser, I was reluctant, but when she told me her best friend Maggie was determined to be my highest bidder, I felt more relaxed. I wasn't sure what she had in mind, but I figured that it would involve some manual labor, especially since Maggie had been divorced for a year. I was partly correct.

A random encounter? Well, not quite. This story is the result of a whole lot of feedback. I assembled a list of buttons, and tried to push them all. Let me know if I pushed yours!

The challenge, for me, laying in NOT using any dialogue... So I had to let you into their thoughts instead... Quote: I stood there before him, totally naked. Smiling. Eager.

The mad scientists at Bimbotech outdid themselves by inventing Bimbo Lights, cigarettes that turn female smokers into hot and horny idiots. There are rumors Bimbotech is also working on new brands of beer and wine. Everybody knows all college boys are always honorable and responsible, and would never misuse them, right? Right?

When I agreed to a chill weekend at my best friend's place, I didn’t expect his older brother Dylan to be back—or to look like that. I should’ve looked away. I didn’t.