Masturbation Stories

When fourteen-year-old Tony's mom takes him to the Family Practitioner for a check-up, he doesn't really think anything of it. But the doctor is beautiful... and then she says those eight terrifying and yet thrilling words. / (Reviews)

A quick story I wrote in honor of Christmas. She crushes on her best friend.

If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale

What starts as a happy swinging couple turns tragic. Faced with racing his daughter alone, a father does his best. As she becomes an adult, he turns back to swinging, and attends a Halloween party with a sinister plot. Little does he know that karma can be a royal bitch. Shock, acceptance, and then a double shock rocks this father/daughter team.

Amelia, a school girl with something extra, attracts the attention of her beautiful teacher.

Mary and Joe have fun at the pool, and are invited to a basketball tournament where Mary shows her assets.

Teens take advantage of their parents both working at the bar they purchased.