The following story is a parody of the television shows Sabrina, Charmed, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Sabrina's aunts get in trouble and characters from the other shows come to the rescue. Sexual hi-jinks abound.
Laurie's husband had been injured in a horrific accident, and lay in a coma in hospital. But hospitals affect people in strange ways... [Quote:] Picking up speed, her fingers squeezed more tightly around him, pumping him now, determined, strict, disciplined. Pumping.
The black shoe swung in and out of the overhead light. It was a slender-heeled pump hugging a nylon-clad foot attached to a nylon-clad leg. Bent at the knee the leg covered a second nylon-clad knee, swinging softly. He loved the dark, reflecting liquid of black patent leather - it was a pool to drown in and be forgotten.
A true account of my discovery of boys and first love, sexual exploration, and loss of virginity during one memorable Florida summer. Names have been changed and and so have minor details for narrative purposes or due to this author's false recollection.