This is a letter I wrote a couple of years ago. It is a true story. I actually had it printed and sealed in an envelope. That envelope was in a larger one addressed to a friend of mine who had reluctantly agreed to hand deliver it to a woman in our hometown. It was to be mailed to him at my death. He died. So, I have no way to get the letter to her without someone in her family seeing it. I have deleted or shortened names of people and places. Sorry, the only sex is implied.
"My mom's got a crush on you." That's what my best friend Richie said one night when we were just hanging out in my back yard. "Davey, my mother's got a serious crush on you” Of course I was sure he was just clowning around, fucking with me just for the heck of it. I mean, sure, I'd known Richie's mom for ages, since we were seven and in the second grade, and yeah, she's real cute and I've seen her in a bikini and she's got a great body and stuff. But, c'mon – Richie's mom...? / (Reviews)