Second-rate opera singer Nick Volker is having a bad day, until he finds a stray cat. Almost immediately his life begins to change, dramatically. And then even more dramatically. Suddenly he's no longer a second-rater, he's now in line for lead roles and a beautiful soprano is on his doorstep. But the Federal Department of Homeland Security is also interested in him, and not for reasons he likes. What is there about this cat that's made such a differe
When a traumatized Army veteran comes home minus both legs and one arm, what are his chances of finding love? What if he still has a target on his back? (Some sex, some violence) / (Reviews)
A Nowhere Man Story A continuation of the half-million-words 'Nowhere Man', with development of what went before. Starting here from fresh is not advised.
A Swarm Cycle Story
Set in Thinking Horndog's Swarm Cycle universe. Not everyone with a high CAP score is gung ho to leave Earth. And sometimes, apparently unlikely people show remarkable loyalty and unmatched determination to stay here on Earth to fight off the Swarm. Among those are a bunch of game-developer nerds and a whole flock of porn starlets. It helps to have read other stories in the Swarm Cycle before reading this. / (Reviews)
A Christmas Story
Mark Cornwall's had it with women, once married 10 years, separated and untouched in 5 years, he's as happy as he feels he'll ever be on his own. Now he's sold his successful haulage business, to fulfil his bucket list: backpacking the world with his trusty camera. He's guaranteed his staff's employment, given them Christmas off and driving his truck for the last time, south to north to his old stamping grounds. Then he spots a woman in distress and risks being the unlikeliest of white knights.
Perky, beautiful Brook is united with her father for the first time when her mother marries the man she never knew before. The curious teen overhears more than she bargained for while spying on her parents having sex in their hot tub. And after seeing her pretty best friend, Cindy, is treated by her own father, Brook grows more determined than ever to get as much love as everyone else around her.
49-year-old Walker's was a part-time walk-on, walk-off film and TV film extra, with no acting aspirations. He was also a man with a past that he couldn't shake off. Abigail was 26, once a child actor and now a rising star with a highly promising future in the movie business. Surely, there was no way this couple could ever share the red carpet at The Oscars?
Kiersten dreams about Glenn. As does Cammie. What does Glenn dream of?
Warning: there is very little sex in this story. You want stroke, this ain't it.
Winner of the September 2003 Silver Clitorides / (Reviews)
Two people with a rocky past meet on a one night stand and make a connection. Will their rocky past keep them from finding each other, or will true love prevail?
Winner of the October 2004 Silver Clitoride. / (Reviews)