Light Bond Stories

What if an escort company decided to take over the world? VBE is a juvenile rant against capitalism, sexism, celebrity, and the Entertainment-Industrial Complex. For the first time ever the whole sordid story is available here in condensed Reader's Digest format without all the clever graphics, provocative distractions, or subliminal messages embedded in the original VBE website. Note: The author received no compensation from product placement. (I did it out of the goodness in my heart)

Granny Ella discovers grandsons fetishes and decides he is mature and old enough to be her lover.

Short, somewhat disgusting story of a wife's quest to earn a ruby bracelet. Caution for those easily squicked. Anal sex and cum drinking. Written in early '90s.

Princess Anori wakes to find that everything has changed, but things could be a whole lot worse.

Tracy liked to smoke. And she liked to fuck. And she liked to smoke and fuck. The only problem was, Tracy's boyfriend Charlie didn't like smoking. (Warning: this story features the smoking fetish. In case you didn't know, smoking is very bad for you. Don't try this at home.)