Light Bond Stories

It's not easy being the black sheep of the family and while some people rant in their blogs or rage in a forum maybe, Tequila Tequila is a double shot straight up!

Young Antinous, captured by the ancient Greek state Tripolis general Herotis in a battlefied defeat of the Greek state Kozani, is deflowered by the general and becomes Herotis's cup bearer, bed mate, and spy. There is a question of who Antinous really is spying for, though.

He was captured by the furries, sworn enemies of the humans, but I think he rather likes it....

Harry inherits the family house in Salem only to discover it is haunted by the ghosts of beautiful young twin sisters. The torment him with their bodies and erotic demands. He joins forces with a mysterious woman who helps him to cast out the dangerous sisters. Now he is caught up in a witches coven of 13 with himself as the 13th member. He has replaced the two ghosts with nine very nubile witches seeking to drain his sexual juices.

What if an escort company decided to take over the world? VBE is a juvenile rant against capitalism, sexism, celebrity, and the Entertainment-Industrial Complex. For the first time ever the whole sordid story is available here in condensed Reader's Digest format without all the clever graphics, provocative distractions, or subliminal messages embedded in the original VBE website. Note: The author received no compensation from product placement. (I did it out of the goodness in my heart)