A father learns his married daughter's secret while staying at her house. It pulls them apart until she comes to his house and they open a new chapter.
Henry Giddings has a problem that's always been there. It's his oversized penis. To his dismay, only middle-aged or overweight 'size queens' have shown any interest in becoming intimate with his equipment. Through no fault of his own, he's not attracted to 'big' girls, or 'experienced' women nearly twice his age. In the early 1980's, his job takes him to the town of Cactus, TX, where he meets a wholly remarkable young woman. ***EXPECT A SLOW START, SOME ROMANCE, AND SPANGLISH***
When Trey lost his wife and best friend he was devastated. When his son and his new family ask him to come live with them he is reluctant, but agrees.There he finds a new life with all three of them and soon the family starts to grow.
This all happened long ago with my boyfriend and his mom but still ranks as one of the most surreal experiences of my life. Little did I know then how it would influence me later in ways I never imagined. Some people have expressed their doubts as to whether this really happened. Frankly I probably would as well if I was in their shoes. Yet as they say... truth is stranger than fiction.
The story follows James Smith, a man who dies and finds himself in a surreal afterlife courtroom, where his life is judged as "zero sum"—neither good nor evil, just utterly average. Dissatisfied with being consigned to eternal mediocrity, he manipulates the cosmic bureaucracy into granting him a second chance in a new world, where he is reincarnated as a child with his memories intact and perks... - edited by my lovely Steven.