Elizabeth Bradford teaches her younger brother Tommy how to kiss. But the lessons go further, despite the difficulty of hiding their activities in a crowded home. At last they get away by themselves. (Past reviewers have praised this story for its realistic depiction of life in a big family and how that would affect Elizabeth and Tommy's plans.)
Fourteen year old Lisa finds herself at the unusual Camp Browning for Girls. Little does she know that the camp has a long and dirty history of awakening the most vile and debase pleasures in their young campers.
Bobby thought he was just going next door to help Mrs. Pastrianni change a light bulb. He held the ladder while she climbed and reached to get the light bulb. When she did, it was obvious she wasn't wearing panties. Mrs. Pastrianni was fifteen years older than Bobby. Not only that, she was white and Bobby was black. There was no way she did that on purpose, right? Suddenly, the fantasies he'd had about Mrs. Pastrianni were coming true. Then his sister caught them... and she wanted to join in.
Felicity is worried that her daughter is turning into a... well into a bit of a slut quite frankly. When she talks to her about it she discovers that Gina has been unable to satisfy her needs either herself or with her boyfriends. Desperate to help, Felicity introduces Gina to her 'Naughty drawer'
Joe Diffie sings a song called "John Deere Green", about a water tower and the message painted on it: Billy Bob loves Charlene. Mr. Diffie heard about that water tower and thought it would make a good song. He just was never told the whole story. Now, in the words of Billy Bob himself, the secret of that water tower and that message and how it affected everybody in town is being told.