The second (in posting sequence) of my four best stories, in my never humble opinion. Shakespeare should've said, "First, let's fuck all the lawyers." You've probably never thought of lawyers as hardon making, but you've never met this arrogant, expensive, big-dicked defense lawyer, or the federal judge he pisses off.
What's a minister to do when he comes back to the house to get his wallet and overhears his younger son (Sam, 13) persuading his older son (Mac, 18) to suck him...and clearly not for the first time? Give them a hellfire and brimstone sermon? Or sneak up on them while stroking his own thick and leaking meat? What's a heavenly father to do?
Halloween 2024
When Wendy's older brother Craig mocks her claim that she is now a witch, she says she'll teach him a lesson by casting a spell on him. Craig is left shaken by what happens next. Then her father Andrew confronts her about making her brother uncomfortable with her claims of witchcraft. Wendy says she'll have to teach her father a lesson by casting a spell on him too, and he is also left shaken. If they confront Wendy together, surely they'll be able to get her to admit that she's not a witch.
"Fucking Lucy Long," Danny said out loud as he slammed the front door to his home. She didn't have to be such a bitch about it, all he had asked for was a date, but no she had to make fun of him and in front of everybody too.