From the perspective of a bitter, cynical husband and father with a penchant for philandering, this is the tale of how his daughter became his slut on her wedding day, just hours after marrying her beau.
While at her babysitting job, Britney gets a call from her dad, who tells her that her employer has seen her masturbating on a nanny cam. Britney's dad tells her she needs a spanking. Since he's not there to give it to her, he instructs her to give it to herself. He also directs her to check the family's produce selection.