My mom was turning 41. While not nearly as traumatic as her 40th birthday, it's still hard to "age" another year. Leave it to my cousin Rick to make her feel young again.
What do you do on Father's Day for the greatest dad in the world (besides a "Greatest Dad" coffee mug)? Every year I struggle with this but this year things worked themselves out on their own.
Novel type: incest, sister, mother, son, cousin, female classmate "Boy, I need you to help me collect H energy." "H energy?" "Yes, when you are having sex, the higher the pleasure you get, the more H energy you can collect." "Do, do sex?" I suspected that there was something wrong with my brain, so I had auditory hallucinations.
If there's one thing I learned growing up it was if you're fifteen, horny, and "available" you tend to have a lot of boyfriends. Years later it appears my cousin Tammy has learned the same "lesson". Even better, her current boyfriend didn't mind having me join in as well, even though I was six years older than him.
The fact my old college freshman-year roomie was getting married was a surprise but to get only a few days' notice was a shock. It had been quite a while since we slept together back in college but sex is like a bicycle, you never forget how to ride. In fact, the entire week was filled with new experiences and surprises!
Lately I've been thinking about how to approach my boyfriend about my incestual family life as I think he may want to propose soon. Wouldn't you know that my cousin would take matters into her own hands. It was my fault - should have known better than to give the slut any ideas. Note: I wasn't there when this took place so I go by what my cousin and aunt told me. Thus I had to use some "literary license" to fill in the gaps and and reconcile differences in in their memories.