As a small boy, John has five limbs. Peter the penis is the smallest and most useless, the butt of jokes, the target of derision from the other limbs. But the day comes when he is the most important appendage of all, and he gets to share hot talk with vaginas as he plunges in and out.
"Ever kiss a girl, Mika?" "Neeewww, jeez it'd be like kissing your brother!" "You wouldn't want to kiss my brother?" Somehow, in the back of her mind, Carey didn't think that seemed so bad.
A Story in the Life in the Suburbs Universe
A photographer helps out an old friend, another photographer, and saves him from being ripped off by two sets of gold diggers. When the second gold digger sets her sights on him, he turns things and ends up with some teenage wives, as does his friend. Set in Australia. Unable to correct typos due to laws related to character ages.