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31 When the Toaster Spoke by Eric Ross

At 3 a.m., Mara’s toaster starts whispering stock tips—and come-ons. Naturally, she names it Orion. As the chrome oracle grows bolder, Mara finds herself lighting candles, sketching erotica, and inviting over a barista named Ivy who might be just unhinged enough to believe her. Part prophecy, part seduction, this is a surreal tale of kitchen lust, unexpected love, and... financial advice.
Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Fiction
Tags: Fa/Fa, Consensual, Romantic, Lesbian, Fiction, Humor, Paranormal, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Geeks, AI Generated
Votes: 25 | Score: 8.80
Size: 34KB / 6,242 words | Downloads: 1398
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32 Home for Horny Monsters - Book 2 by Annabelle Hawthorne

Horny Monsters
Part of the Horny Monsters universe
Mike and his monster girls are back! A new threat looms on the horizon when several members of the Society are tasked with infiltrating the Radley House. Mike's best chance at survival involves activating the home's magical defenses. However, the magical item he needs to do that was taken by the Labyrinth's Minotaur. It's a frantic fight to the finish in this exciting sequel to Home for Horny Monsters!
Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Fa/Fa, Mult, Coercion, Consensual, Magic, Reluctant, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Fairy Tale, Horror, Humor, Paranormal, Furry, Ghost, BDSM, MaleDom, Light Bond, Group Sex, Harem, Anal Sex, Cream Pie, Double Penetration, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Safe Sex, Squirting, Voyeurism
Votes: 1151 | Score: 8.79
Size: 714KB / 135,776 words | Downloads: 70000
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33 Prick Van Winkle by Lubrican

A Twisted Fairy Tale
Rip Van Winkle slept for 20 years, according to legend. He had a son, and his son had sons, and those sons had sons. What if, what had caused Rip to sleep was something genetic. that could be inherited? Bob Winkle took a nap one day, but his nap wasn't ANYTHING like Rip's.
Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Romantic
Tags: Ma/Fa, Ma/ft, Consensual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Humor, Incest, Father, Daughter, Grand Parent, Harem, Oral Sex, Masturbation, Petting, Pregnancy, Slow
Votes: 725 | Score: 8.78
Size: 978KB / 185,648 words | Downloads: 91746
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34 Dying Declaration by Nina

What happens when a divorced, fifty-one year old woman, fit and attractive, hires a gorgeous call girl young enough to be her daughter? Susan has just found out she has a terminal illness, and she is determined to fulfill all of the erotic, forbidden fantasies she has supressed most of her adult life. She might think her walk on the wild side will be like her Alaskan cruise: fun and adventurous, but over and done with. Instead her last months get more involved than she ever thought possible!
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Fa/Fa, Fa/ft, Consensual, Romantic, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Humor, DomSub, Spanking, Humiliation, White Female, First, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Masturbation, Petting, Fisting, Water Sports, Exhibitionism, Doctor/Nurse, Caution
Votes: 314 | Score: 8.78
Size: 115KB / 21,774 words | Downloads: 20440
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35 Home for Horny Monsters - Book 3 by Annabelle Hawthorne

Horny Monsters
Part of the Horny Monsters universe
After the arrival of a new permanent resident, Mike is filled with anticipation at the sudden magical expansion of his home. His excitement is dashed when he discovers that the new floor of his house is inhabited by hostile monsters. As he delves deeper into the mystery of the house, he soon discovers that he is caught up in a battle started by the home's previous Caretaker, his Great-Aunt Emily.
Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Fa/Fa, Mult, Magic, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Hermaphrodite, Fiction, Fairy Tale, Humor, Body Swap, Paranormal, Ghost, Anal Sex, Cream Pie, Double Penetration, Masturbation
Votes: 860 | Score: 8.77
Size: 926KB / 177,383 words | Downloads: 86269
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36 Living Two Lives - Book 12 by Gruinard

The continuing adventures of Andrew McLeod. Book 12 covers the summer after the end of his first year at university.
Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Coming of Age
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Historical, Humor, Military, Rags To Riches, School, Light Bond, Anal Sex, Facial, Oral Sex, Safe Sex, Sex Toys, Menstrual Play
Votes: 1416 | Score: 8.76
Size: 456KB / 88,399 words | Downloads: 103211
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37 Convergence by MisguidedChild

Evolution
The only hope humanity has to meet the Aliens, on an even footing, is with US resources, so Scotty must win the Presidency. Preparing for Aliens aren't the only challenge the host/Companion cadre face. Robert Branch (AKA Abdul Ali Hassan) is loose in the world, and he is inhabited by a Demon, the antithesis of Companions. Branch and his Demon escaped to Syria in 2012, and began organizing groups of Saddam Hussein's officers and fighters. The power behind the throne of ISIS is evil incarnate.
Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Science Fiction
Tags: Fiction, Humor, Science Fiction, Extra Sensory Perception, Space, Aliens, Paranormal, Violent, Military, War, Politics
Votes: 1560 | Score: 8.75
Size: 950KB / 169,577 words | Downloads: 163750
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38 Living Two Lives - Book 14 by Gruinard

The continued adventures of Andrew McLeod. Any one of them plausible, the totality of them utterly preposterous. This book covers either side of Christmas in his 2nd year at University.
Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Coming of Age
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Humor, Rags To Riches, Light Bond, Indian Female, Anal Sex, Exhibitionism, Oral Sex, Safe Sex
Votes: 1246 | Score: 8.74
Size: 469KB / 90,959 words | Downloads: 100593
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39 Dead and Horny 3 by Annabelle Hawthorne

A story in the Horny Monsters Universe
When Dana was killed and resurrected by a necromancer, she didn't know what to expect. She didn't expect to be handed a list of magical items that might cure her if she can find them. She definitely didn't expect the house succubus to come along to service her dangerous needs. And she definitely didn't expect to go head to head with an international organization dedicated to keeping magic out of human hands. One's dead, the other's horny. Expect the Unexpected.
Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Fa/Fa, Consensual, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Fairy Tale, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Time Travel, Paranormal, Magic, non-anthro, Vampires, Were animal, Demons, Anal Sex, Analingus, Cream Pie, Double Penetration, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Violence
Votes: 97 | Score: 8.74
Size: 801KB / 150,322 words | Downloads: 11131
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40 Dead and Horny: Book 1 and 2 by Annabelle Hawthorne

A story in the Horny Monsters Universe
A zombie, a succubus, and a mimic walk into a bar... This is a spin-off story from Home for Horny Monsters starring Lily the succubus and Dana the zombie. Ch 1-12 take place during HFHM Book 3. Ch 13 onward take place between HFHM 5 & 6.
Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Fa/Fa, Consensual, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Fairy Tale, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Time Travel, Paranormal, Magic, non-anthro, Vampires, Were animal, Demons, Anal Sex, Analingus, Cream Pie, Double Penetration, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Violence
Votes: 320 | Score: 8.73
Size: 1445KB / 277,069 words | Downloads: 47491
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