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41 What Heroes, Santa Claus And Great Sex Have In Common by Lubrican

It was the dreaded question from my seven year old "Daddy? Is Santa real?" that started the whole thing. There have been lots of movies, books and articles about that question. Now there's one more. Oh the other hand, this may be the first time Santa has been compared to great sex.

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42 Mayhem 2: Sea Cruise by colt45

The continuation of the Mayhem saga with good guys, bad guys, sex, love, violence and hopefully just a touch of humor.

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43 Mayhem by colt45

Dan survived ten years of the war as a U.N. Special Forces officer and retired with his wife to Tampa to start a charter boat business. His wife was killed soon after and for the next five years his life has been nothing but work, war buddies and memories he wishes he could run away from. Into his life comes Antigua Delmar, the latest in a seemingly endless line of teen pop stars, destroying his numb but comfortable existence and setting into motion events that will someday change the world.

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44 A True History - Book One by StarFleet Carl

A story in the A True History Universe
There was a rocket, but the occupant wasn't a baby. A young man (Cal) is the sole survivor of his planet, crash landing in Kansas in 1984. Cal is found by a farmer and his daughter, and ends up being her friend and lover, as well as... well, read on, to find out what happens in this coming of age story. NOTE: Any names and/or other similarities between people, living, dead, or fictional are purely coincidental. (Maybe.) - 2020 Clitorides Epic Erotic Novel of the Year

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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Coming of Age
Tags: Ma/Fa, mt/ft, mt/Fa, Fa/Fa, ft/ft, Fa/ft, Mult, Consensual, Romantic, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Farming, Historical, Humor, Military, School, Sports, Superhero, War, Science Fiction, Alternate History, Cousins, Group Sex, Orgy, Polygamy/Polyamory, Hispanic Female, Analingus, Cream Pie, First, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Petting, Pregnancy, Tit-Fucking, Menstrual Play, Small Breasts, Politics, Slow, Violent
Downloads: 549994 | Votes: 3654 | Score: 8.61
Size: 2228KB | 436,431 words | Posted: Concluded:

45 Synergy by colt45

Okay, so the job sucks, you can’t quit and one tiny little indiscretion (I swear she said she was nineteen!) gets you posted to the farthest known edge of the Empire. The place is called Pigsford for Gods sake! So there you are stuck in the boonies for the next decade or so with nothing to do and one day you catch sight of a girl with one of the most perfect asses you have even seen… Maybe things are looking up for once!

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46 Foole's Ambition (Angel Flying Too Close to the Ground) by Stultus

A Story in the Jake River's Willie Nelson Invitational Universe
An antique 'recovery specialist' with a knack for finding the right rare items to obtain for rich but amoral collectors tries to make his fortune while burgling houses. Instead he finds a different sort of item that needs rescuing.. a very sick young lady, a fallen angel who has crashed to the ground. Can they both patch their broken wings and fly again together or will his foolish ambition keep them apart? A story for Jake River's 'Willie Nelson' Challenge. Slow... virtually no sex. / (Reviews)

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Sex Contents: Minimal Sex | Genre: Romantic
Tags: Ma/Fa, Reluctant, Drunk/Drugged, Humor, Extra Sensory Perception, Mystery, BDSM, Slow
Downloads: 23411 | Votes: 1195 | Score: 8.60
Size: 203KB | 38,001 words | Posted: Concluded:

47 Victoria Per Scientiam by SGTStoner

A Swarm Cycle Story
Despite the rabidly pacifistic outlook of the Confederacy, the war it wanted humans to engage in on their behalf against the Sa'arm was nothing but brutally violent. What if humanity could employ some of its history to implement other more elegant tactics that could end this existential threat, instead of just doing what the AI's thought was best? A story for vets, ham radio ops, history buffs, engineers and art and culture lovers.

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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Science Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, Romantic, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Humor, Military, War, Aliens, Space, Geeks, Slow
Downloads: 84097 | Votes: 1496 | Score: 8.59
Size: 708KB | 135,393 words | Posted: Concluded:

48 This Is Your Carstairs Speaking by Ron Dudderie

Martin King seems to have turned his back on show business for good. All he wants is a quiet life. But even while on his belated honeymoon in Rome, he just can't catch a break. And when Caroline brings him to Qatar to compete for a lucrative advertising gig, he finds that trouble follows him wherever he goes. Low on sex, but big on laughs and excitement! -- Fifth book in the series. Book four is available here for premium members only. All books and more are for sale, see author blog. -

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49 How the Women Got Plastered and Patrick Got Busted by Lubrican

Patrick had two sisters, a mother, two aunts and a grandmother. When he somehow got permission to let him photograph their breasts, for a college project, it set in motion a chain of events that would eventually involve the police, an internet company, about five hundred pounds of plaster, and possibly the value of ice cream stocks on Wall Street. Like the breasts he so loved to work with, Pat's life would grow and ripen. But things kept going wrong, and the reprecussions were adding up.

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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: mt/Fa, Romantic, Reluctant, Coercion, BiSexual, Humor, Incest, Oral Sex, Masturbation, Petting, Pregnancy, Exhibitionism, Slow
Downloads: 66573 | Votes: 1100 | Score: 8.57
Size: 360KB | 71,667 words | Posted: Concluded:

50 Mayhem 4: Irish Mist by colt45

A young retired army officer scarred from the battles he fought in a near apocalyptic war is hired as security for an all-girl Irish band. They’re young, talented, beautiful, and nuttier than a bag of squirrels. Some want to rip his throat out while others just want to rip his clothes off! Add to the mix a set of bad guys threatening to kidnap the girls and a legendary SpecFor captain who wants to use him as a spy. Should be easy, right...?

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Humor Stories

Displaying stories 41 through 50 of 2290

41 What Heroes, Santa Claus And Great Sex Have In Common by Lubrican

42 Mayhem 2: Sea Cruise by colt45

43 Mayhem by colt45

44 A True History - Book One by StarFleet Carl

45 Synergy by colt45

46 Foole's Ambition (Angel Flying Too Close to the Ground) by Stultus

47 Victoria Per Scientiam by SGTStoner

48 This Is Your Carstairs Speaking by Ron Dudderie

49 How the Women Got Plastered and Patrick Got Busted by Lubrican

50 Mayhem 4: Irish Mist by colt45

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