BallOdes is a series of unrelated erotic poems, mainly about the male genitalia and the sexual satisfaction derived from the blatant exhibition of same. The title is a play on the words "ballads" and "odes", combining both as "BallOdes", or ballads to balls. These poems are dedicated to those who have them and those who love them: Long may they swing!
This story is a tribute to PacullaAnnia's brilliant parody story, "The Perfect Loving Wives Tale." To borrow PA's words verbatim, this story "...is in response to the true comments of certain critics, as well as being based on the high ratings certain stories get in the 'Loving Wives' category, but any resemblance to real people, alive or dead, is purely embarrassing to those people."
Jimmy Smart is dweeb who believes in honesty. He wants to be left alone because he is a solitary person. He is prevented from attaining this goal because keeps getting himself in the limelight.
Imagine being on college spring break your senior year and waking up 400 miles away from where you are staying, suffering the worse hangover. And if that isn’t enough, you find yourself in bed with the naked fiancée of the son of a US Senator. It only gets worse when you both find out you were married in a ceremony that you neither remember.
A dystopian look into a future of neural links, legalized murder, mass shootings, rampages, hand machines, telemarketing, cults, apathy; in this new world, the greatest war is the War Against Boredom.
In the glimmering world of billionaires and island paradises, Elysia is torn between a past love that haunts her and the dark allure of Rafael, a powerful man who craves more than just control. Their escape to a remote paradise reveals the passionate, unrelenting tension simmering beneath the surface, where desire and power intertwine. Will Elysia escape the velvet prison of her own desires, or will Rafael's dominance claim more than just her body?