Humor Stories

A Filthy Tales for Wicked Grown-Ups Story
When Hansel and Gretel stumble on a gingerbread trap, they find more than candy: a sultry witch, a forager with wandering hands, and a chance to rewrite their fairy tale with rope, heat, and no regrets. Hansel meets his match in the woods. Gretel? She goes back for seconds. Taste My Sweets is a funny and erotic retelling of desire, danger, and the kind of magic you can only cast with your mouth. It’s definitely NOT the fairy tale you remember.

An adventuring party is forced to temporarily be accompanied by a fifth, as per bounty recommendations and 'Last Time' they went without. The fifth found something that is totally, absolutely, never-gonna-happen, and calls it her new friend.

Sybil lets young Zach fix her posture.

Facing unemployment after a deceptive job offer, Jeremy's last day takes a steamy turn with his manager, Angela, forcing him to fight for his career and a love he never expected. This is a fantasy woven into the reality of everyday drama and office politics. You want it to be realistic? Just skip the steamy parts. Hey, but what's the fun in that? I hope you enjoy this roller coaster ride. It takes a while to establish characters before we reach the sensual bits.

A short humorous story about a boy, his computer, and his favorite erotic story site.

A drunk man wakes up in the apartment of the bartender and his cocktail waitress girlfriend. He finds out that they have been enjoying him in his drunken sleep, and have no intention of stopping now that he's sober and awake.

Mothers get to breast feed their babies for years. What if things were fair, and fathers could penis feed their teen daughters? And teen boys could cockfeed their mother or sisters? Crazy politicians and strange new laws give people a chance to find out.