Where's Waldo? It was a popular kids game back in the eighties, but now I'm playing it for real, against a very determined opponent, with my marriage and my happiness hanging in the balance.
Accidents, by definition, are unpredictable, especially those that hurt like hell. Medical assistance, at emergency rooms late at night, can be of unpredictable quality. Bringing a friend along as an advocate is a fine idea -- especially when you've admired your advocate from afar, but she wants to take care of you. It helps to have someone to laugh with you when that's the only way to deal with the doctor. Eyepads, iPads, is there a big difference?
Millicent Jamison applies for a job as office manager at Paradise Tanners. The business specialises in making videos showing ladies having their bottoms spanked. Millicent's job is to arrange bookings and look after the office filing. She is curious about the spanking and finds herself gradually drawn into the core business of Paradise Tanners. She volunteers to participate for a spanking session. It is an eye-opening experience for the innocent Mrs Jamison.
What if...J. Edgar Hoover had decided that kinky sexual antics lead to other serious crimes, and he developed a scheme to secretly ferret out those who enjoyed such antics? A secret arm of the Patent Department, a time-stop device, and a truly everlasting love also figure in this whimsical, amusing tale.