A trip to the local Manchester United bar and a Sunday match between ManU and Liverpool had all the excitement this old man could stand. My pacemaker was running wild with each score and I had to pee...NOW! The 'restrooms' were genderless and I took the first one. It was the Ladies...and there was a baby changing table. This is what I thought. Several tags are incidental to the story.
In the second year of my gratuate studies I found a new paying guest accomodation. Rani a girl with melon like boobs was the daughter of the house. One afternoon when I had gone out of room Rani came.....