Rob and Courtney are shopping for a Christmas present for Rob's young niece, and they come across a little chair. Courtney tells Rob that when she was a child she had to sit on a chair like that as a punishment, and then she tells Rob that they really need to get this chair. Illustrated.
A very short story that Ellie tells about the multi-family Colby reunion. During a BBQ she is accidentally drenched in an oil and vinaigrette salad dressing. In the shower someone makes love to her and she thinks it's her husband Jack but then realized it isn't him - so who could it be and does she want more?