First Stories

A long time ago in a kingdom far far away, it came time for the princess to be assigned the man who would lead her armies, provide her counsel, and guard her with his life. She was hoping for, at least, someone friendly. Who she got... Is a whole different story. A medieval fantasy.

Joe Diffie sings a song called "John Deere Green", about a water tower and the message painted on it: Billy Bob loves Charlene. Mr. Diffie heard about that water tower and thought it would make a good song. He just was never told the whole story. Now, in the words of Billy Bob himself, the secret of that water tower and that message and how it affected everybody in town is being told.

Ian Dunlop was not a boy to stand by and watch others who were in trouble. But by any standard, his adventures through his youth were anything but ordinary.

From a very young age Abbie was determined to get the man she loved. Nothing would separate them. No matter what!

The story of Charles Daniel Walker, a sixteen year old, happy go lucky teenager who finds a Lucky Charm - two of them in fact. His life will never be the same from that day on.

Banditti: [ban-dit-ee] >Robbers or outlaws >A band, or company of Bandits. This is the story of Tommy & Jennifer 'J Lo' Manara. A young newlywed couple in West Texas who never were bandits, they just happened to be in the wrong place at the time of a robbery.

A Swarm Cycle Story
Set in Thinking Horndog's Swarm Cycle, this pickup story follows two very different families extracted from the same location. Jason stops to help a young girl walking home in the snow, and... Why would Bob White's Covey decline to be picked up - on multiple occasions? Readers advise me that I should let you know characters from "THE Harem Tales" and "Woody" begin to appear in Chapter 2. Having read these stories will help. A character list would not.

Henry Giddings has a problem that's always been there. It's his oversized penis. To his dismay, only middle-aged or overweight 'size queens' have shown any interest in becoming intimate with his equipment. Through no fault of his own, he's not attracted to 'big' girls, or 'experienced' women nearly twice his age. In the early 1980's, his job takes him to the town of Cactus, TX, where he meets a wholly remarkable young woman. ***EXPECT A SLOW START, SOME ROMANCE, AND SPANGLISH***