First Stories

A long time ago in a kingdom far far away, it came time for the princess to be assigned the man who would lead her armies, provide her counsel, and guard her with his life. She was hoping for, at least, someone friendly. Who she got... Is a whole different story. A medieval fantasy.

Joe Diffie sings a song called "John Deere Green", about a water tower and the message painted on it: Billy Bob loves Charlene. Mr. Diffie heard about that water tower and thought it would make a good song. He just was never told the whole story. Now, in the words of Billy Bob himself, the secret of that water tower and that message and how it affected everybody in town is being told.

When Gavin and Kya's eyes meet across a crowded cafeteria, it is most definitely not love at first sight. He thinks she's cute, but she's aware of his reputation, and is distinctly unimpressed when he comes over to say hi. But he's not what she expected at all, and he leaves her decidedly flustered.

I went out to find a hooker for Manny's birthday -- and got a LOT more than I bargained for! / (Reviews)

It's Frankie's last summer home to mow the lawns for the ladies in his neighborhood before leaving for college. Mrs. Young, his favorite client, plans to ensure he has a summer that he will never forget.