Reviewed:
I can't believe it has been three whole years since I first read "King Dong", but it has really been that long.
And I swore that I would read every one of Bob's stories, and do a review on each and every one.
Do you remember the saying "The family who stays together", no, that's not right; "The family that plays together", nope not that either. I know, "The family that loves together gets pregnant together". Well I may not be quite right there either. But you get the idea.
In this instance our Hero Bob is found to have an extra long and thick schlong, kidney wiper, ding dong-dong, er, penis. Yes, that's it a Penis, one of monstrous size, etc., and this makes it imperative that all his sisters and nieces think how wonderful it would be to eat of the forbidden fruit, again and again, and again. It also helps the nieces to have their Mommies present when the job is done to make certain that everything fits just the way nature intended, all in the need to ensure that the Lamaze Method does not go to waste.