First Stories

This outlines how, during one holiday, I, against my will, became a slut wife, something I then embraced.

In 1960 I was a sex-obsessed fifteen-year-old, with an addiction to the glossy pinup magazines of those pre-internet days. I turned to shoplifting as a way of meeting my needs. When I got caught, the owner of the store, a recently widowed lady in her thirties, didn't know what to do with me. Eventually she came up with a unique way for me to pay for my crimes. At the same time she found a way to fulfill the needs of a horny teenaged boy and a young widow with an overactive libido.

A tale of a young couple who are tragically separated on the day of their daughter's birth.

Cal has just worked up the courage to ask Liv to the prom. His sister finds out and wants to make sure he knows how to treat a nice girl properly. She teaches him in the best way, then her girlfriend, Liv's sister, reinforces the lessons...

'Coming of Age' in 1960s NZ. My father's younger brother advised and mentored me through adolescence and young manhood. This is the story of my emotional exploration and sexual adventures with my second date and first girlfriend. With Frank's help and a measure of dumb luck I managed the transition between fumbling ignorance and juicy connection, and learned lessons that I still find valuable nearly sixty years later.

Teenaged Richie Cunningham is stuck at home with his little sister. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, she overhears him admitting that he got shot down by his date the night before. But just when he's most bummed out, little sister comes to the rescue. (Celeste's score: 10, 9, 9)

The story of how I walked into the bathroom without knocking and learned to become a man.