We were worried that our 14-year-old daughter's strong sexual urges were going to lead her into promiscuous, even dangerous, behavior. Our solution:let her seduce her father, so he could provide a safe, secure outlet for those urges. Unfortunately, my husband's focusing all his energies on keeping our libidinous daughter safe resulted in me being neglected-and very unsatisfied. But then I realized-our daughter has a handsome brother, and I thought, "sauce for the gander is sauce for the goose"
One evening, a little high from the THC dummies, our hero, Sam, discovers that he is living with an alien, and that the earth has been long overrun by creatures from distant galaxies! There is a character from Brooklyn in this story, and I have used phonetic spellings to imitate his English. Based on the speech of a now dearly departed friend. But if you are offended by this, then pass on reading it. You must not have enough of a sense of humor anyway! LOL