Edward has had a thing for Jenny since second grade, but in high school she took up with star athlete Derek Big Dog Dawson. A few years later Edward spots Jenny at the drugstore looking at condoms, and she asks him for advice. Illustrated.
When I needed a pet sitter for my grumpy cat and two tropical fish, I posted a notice in our laundry room. That turned out to be like casting bait into a pond and catching a mermaid. Charlie was a cute, vivacious 16-year-old who shared more than an interest in my pets with me. When she discovered my porn collection, things really got interesting.