A short story about a man named Dave telling his life story to a reporter on April Fools day. Dave has aspergers and doesn't under stand pranks and he tries to under stand jokes and things that are funny but he doesn't quite get it.
A mystery unfolds in a small English town and sets the elegant and dominant Matilda Minerva and her loyal lesbian slave Eleanor off in pursuit of a sensational new girdle, strangely lost...
An Emma and Friends Story Emma and Mat find there's is only one clothes hanger at their vacation cottage. How will they ever survive with just one clothes hanger? Illustrated.
Rob and Courtney are shopping for a Christmas present for Rob's young niece, and they come across a little chair. Courtney tells Rob that when she was a child she had to sit on a chair like that as a punishment, and then she tells Rob that they really need to get this chair. Illustrated.
... But Stupid is as Stupid Does. George barely finished high school with an un-diagnosed learning disability. By chance, he found a coach to help him learn and communicate. He got a better job as a bookkeeper. One day a young woman, Annette, sought help. His loving parents accepted her into their home. Growing closer, they courted, as far as her battered (yet beautiful) body allowed. Then came the lawyers. Motivational flan. Backyard nudism. Waffles. Family ties. The women's clinic.