If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale
Who doesn't love a wedding? A little dancing, a little drinking, Open bar, drunken horny Bridesmaids... What could go wrong? Well, not all weddings are the same. But they're all still fun
I knew my mom better than anyone, She was my mother after all. After dad dumped her for his slut secretary, Mom and I went on a honeymoon cruise she had intended to go on with dad. here is what happened.
This is the saga of an innocent teenage school leaver who is corrupted and abused by a group of middle-aged men. They turn her into The Slut, online porn star and real-life whore, for the enjoyment and pleasure of many men, mostly strangers. It all starts with her blossoming exhibitionist urges which lead her into their clutches and then into a life of depravity.
A young boy goes on vacation with his parents. Their spaceship is attacked by pirates, and he is put into an escape pod. He lands on Earth and has to start a new life alone.