Eighteen-year-old Mary has the body of a fourteen-year-old. She dreams of growing breasts and becoming a groupie. Then her Fairy Godfather appears...
This story was inspired by Joan Jett's rendition of the Jagger-Richards song of the same name.
Soundtrack: Joan Jett, "I Love Rock'n'Roll", "Cherry Bomb" & "Starfucker"
Frank Zappa: "Road Ladies" & "What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?"
Doctor Hook: "Roland the Roadie and & Gertrude the Groupie"
It was Scott's 30th birthday, but when he came home for his surprise, he was disappointed by the presence of the deeply religious Heeja. Will it work out for him?
Charlie was a good kid and a good student who put his family first. A simple question changed his life forever. A simple question asked by one of the school's prettiest and most popular girls... and her friends. Oh, my, what is a boy to do?
A G-Rated Story An aging relief pitcher is called upon in a tight spot in a close game. He shows what he's learned about baseball--and other things, too.
Jimmy and his math teacher collide on the stairs one day. As he's picking up the papers that she drops, he accidentally catches a glimpse up her skirt. While he's still reeling over what he sees up there, she rushes off, leaving him to spend the rest of the day panicking over how to play it when he sees her in class. In the end, he decides to deny everything, but Miss Coombe doesn't seem to want to let it go that easily.
After losing his wife to cancer 51-year-old Morgan sells his house and moves into an apartment next door to 41-year-old Krissy and her 20-year-old daughter Rebeccah. While Morgan only has eyes for Krissy Rebeccah has ideas of her own, to lure him into sex with her and then prime him to have sex with her mother. After putting the two of them together they develop a new kind of "family" relationship.
When a boxer puts an opponent in a coma and loses his wife in a car accident, he leaves everything behind in London to live in a small village in Wales. Some years later, he gets a surprise visit from his mother-in-law with shocking news, forcing him to return to London.
A Karen Story Poor Hairy...poor rich Hairy. Out doing nothing and stumbles upon circumstances out of his control. Who knows how long this one will get. I sure don't.