A Story in the Damsels In Distress Universe
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A Sarah and Greg Story Sarah and Greg just got married earlier that day. This is how they spent their evening and night. [For those readers who have not read any of the previous six S&G stories, you need to know that Sarah is a pre-op transgender woman.] (I was originally going to have their entire honeymoon in one story, but it would be another month for me to write and to edit a story that large.)
Pam and Mark had a good marriage but one day Pam came to Mark with an idea - she wanted to ask a friend of theirs if he'd like to join them for a threesome...
Kenny Walsh has finally met the love of his life, cute, bright Emma Conroy. She loves him, too, and has agreed to marry him. But Emma has been raised by strict parents, and will do nothing remotely sexual until they're married. His friends call her "Little Miss Prim". Kenny's friends warn him that women like that seldom become sexually adventurous after the "I do's". But Kenny's sure that everything will work out fine, sex-wise. You should be careful what you wish for.
This is a no sex story about nothing much. Edgar is an old man living in a trailer and Alexandra is a star on her way up. They have nothing in common and should never have met. Sometimes a stranger can change your life.
Charlie invented a time machine, but that’s not really what this book is about. It’s about love and relationships, and retrospection, and tamales, and cute girls, and love. Did I mention love? Join Charlie and his girlfriends in a coming-together feel-good story.
This is just a quick little love story. It’s a slightly expanded version of a writers challenge where a 1,000-word story had to include portions of lyrics from several different songs. That’s why certain scenes may seem a bit forced, like the bar room. This story has references to 5 songs. If you’re the type that enjoys this sort of thing, name as many as you can in the comments. Fair warning—several are quite obscure. Have fun!
Gavin "Gnarly" Reese was a Guitar God. Deity in the making that is. A bold move to Chicago in hopes of a career in the Metal scene, his fresh start began with finding shelter. A brownstone full of hot women presenting itself he jumped at the chance. As rough and tumble as the Iowa farm boy was, he found himself smothered by pussy and problems out the ass. Who needed sleep anyway. When you're dead, right? Rock hard! Play hard! As his granddad once said, "TAKE YOUR PICK BOY!" That he did!