Casimir wants nothing so much as a relationship with a woman. The problem is that all of his sexual experience so far has been with men. Then he sees an interesting personal ad in the paper. The woman implies that she's looking for anal sex. Now THAT Casimir knows a few things about. But there could be trouble ahead...
I did in fact manage to misplace a Billion dollars but I am not a thief. I still think the handcuffs, the cavity searches and the rest of the hijinks in prison was a bit too harsh as I am totally innocent. Well, at least innocent of stealing a billion dollars.
Always vulnerable to the advances of superior women, following an experience at a strict institution in the final year of his education, Brad is charmed into a relationship by the young woman more than partly responsible for that experience, which he now only sees the erotic side of. The firm and confident Penny has no real interest in romance - just the wealth he holds - and when the time is right, Brad is introduced to her Mother, and a matrimonial union like no other is arranged...
I decided I'd write a story where, for ONCE, the guy was the victim of humiliation. So, this one's for all those gals who'd like to see a creepy dude get what coming to him.