Fairy Tale Stories

She was supposed to speak for the gods. Moan on cue. Spill their secrets at climax. But when a thief breaks the silence, she doesn’t speak for divinity—she speaks for herself. What follows is a litany of gasps, her hips reciting a prophecy the gods never wrote.

The tiger killed her husband. The tiger killed her son. All the rest are trying to take away greedy usurers. Will the widow be able to keep her honor and sanity? Nobody knows what they will lose and what they will find.

In a Hole in an Arse there lived a Fockit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet Hole, filled with the ends of turds and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy Hole with nothing about it worth eating or slobbering at: it was a Fockit Hole, and that means comfort.

This is a short flash fiction piece in response to a Writing Prompt: "She did it, she finally found the big bad wolf that ate her grandmother all those years ago, now to finish the job."

A tiny, alluring fairy named Fae arrives in the nerdy virgin Dan's bedroom with an unusual request - she needs his semen for magical fairy purposes. Her creative tactics and thirst for his cum quickly entrance the shy human.

Jim from "My Life as a Dog" spouts his insights on the nature of life.

Santa's daughter fulfils a naughty charismas wish of a lonely University girl in San Diego.

A Jack and Maggie Story
A mysterious Christmas tree and some exceedingly tasty cookies get Jack and Maggie all hot and bothered. Illustrated.

Harry's a worker, a very good worker, but he is from the wrong side of the divide from the lovely Wendy, his Overseer and long been his object of desire. He cannot believe they have any possible future together. In fact, even Harry's core beliefs in his purpose in life is in doubt, fuelled by naysayers. A short tongue in cheek fantasy romance story.

A Filthy Tales for Wicked Grown-Ups Story
When Jack trades his last coin for magic beans, he doesn’t expect a stalk thick as sin—or a giantess with curves of epic proportions and no patience for foreplay. At the top waits Elara, harp-playing, skirt-lifting royalty with a taste for tiny men and big fun. Jack thought he was climbing for treasure, but he’s about to get far more than gold. Filthy, funny, and absolutely not for children, this is a fairytale with a very happy ending.