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Seven Senior Dwarves

by rlfj

Copyright© 2020 by rlfj

Humor Story: A true story. Need we say more?

Tags: True Story   Fairy Tale  

Back when I was young, my wife and I watched Snow White and the Seven Dwarves with our children. A lovely and fun tale for all. Unfortunately, while dragging the Christmas tree from the basement upstairs, my wife informed me that it was more appropriate that we discuss the Seven Senior Dwarves, and that we were Weezer and Geezer! So sad!

Happy - Now renamed Weezer. He developed COPD from too many years working in the mine.

Sleepy - Now known as Geezer. His sleep apnea was cured, but wearing the masks pisses him off.

Sneezy - Changed his name to Pisser. He’s got a prostate the size of a grapefruit!

 
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