We start with a failure to follow invitation directions. You will make a sharp turn into a collision with a Druid and Succubus. Then detour around that first issue, straight into some Goblins and a Wizard. And then summon a screaming demon out of hell. So, good times!
A new story line, with the author Lubrican permission, in the epic Prick Van Winkle twisted fairytale storyverse. Detective Zack, husband to Val, discovers some of the Van Winkle family incestuous secrets. He asks Bob to take care of his new wife Val's needs when he goes off to war but with a few conditions of his own.
Eugene was a vampire who chose to hide—twelve long years spent starving in the mountains, fearing discovery. When he was finally found, a so-called holy knight toyed with his life, using him as bait to gain fame as a Vampire Slayer. His head was severed, his existence erased… or so it should have been. But fate had other plans. Eugene awakens back in the past, five days before everything begins.
A Dysfunctional Magic Kingdom Story When the Magic Kingdom spirals out of control, even little steps, like the return of a hero, a former US Marine, along with a gun-toting nymphomaniac Duchess, several former fairies, and a few surprised friends sounds like a good idea. Once again, it's time for a complete rampage through the dodgier corners of a very dysfunctional Magic Kingdom, smiting the wicked on behalf of another very pissed off Fairy Godmother... and Mother Nature herself! Lots of gratuitous everything! Starts SLOW...