My niece Amy's parents laughed when she told them she wanted a penis. I took a more -- uh -- experimental approach, investigating how we might get her one. Before we were done, Amy decided borrowing rather than owning was the right option for her.
Betty Chu was a grafter. Faking her own death to avoid prison, she then conned her way into a job as maid to Pamela Oswald and her daughter Lisa. After winning her wealthy employer’s trust, Betty began casing the Oswald home for leads on the BIG SCORE. She found it, but it was not what she expected! A secretly made video showed her that Lisa Oswald had a penis! The girl was a real live hermaphrodite! When her attempt at seduction and blackmail fails, Betty finds her life forever changed!
On her wedding night, a young bride catches her hubby making out with her Maid of Honor. Oh well, he never was her first choice to give her virginity to, was he?
Jacob couldn't believe he was still getting called to the principal's office after all these years! A twenty-three year old, single father, he was annoyed to find out he was hauled into a meeting only to find his son's teacher wasn't there. Jacob figured she was just like his old kindergarten teacher-mean, overweight, and half-blind. He discovers you're never too old to learn.