Drunk/Drugged Stories

A French nun familiar with astrophysics, global warming, and the predictions of Nostradamus? An American teenager who learns that she can save the world from environmental disaster only by sleeping with a former vice president?
So, uh, Marsh. You might want to look into having those meds adjusted. Just saying.

Bob Best takes a teaching position in a one-room, rural school where, despite his vow to change his ways, he continues his predatory ways with his schoolgirls. His landlord, Reverend Ebenezer Wilson prepares the adolescent members of his congregation for baptism.

Exploits of a masterful swimming coach and his ability to get himself in trouble for letting the 'little-head' do the thinking for him. He does manage to spend most of his life putting together swimming acts and teaching, expecially young women, on how to swim for competition. He also manages shows with syncronized swimming, but there is always the ever present problem of the 'little-head' getting him into trouble.

A man who kidnaps and sexually exploits young women meets his match.

Horny Karen teaches her son that no doesn't always mean no