Everyone has something to be thankful on Thanksgiving. This year I found myself to be especially thankful for my Uncle Jim. Of course, his son was there to help out his dad!
When someone asks me where to go to meet people I always give them the same answer - church! At first this may sound like the LAST place to meet someone, especially if you're looking to get laid, but if you think about it, it's full of people who probably are NOT going out to bars and clubs yet are desperate for sex! As it turns out, recently my own advice proved to be true once again for me when I was reunited with an old flame - in more ways than one.
Woman who has never smoked is hypnotized to "quit smoking." Before long, she's masturbating and sucking on cigarettes while she listens. She wants to be a good mom, and helps her teen daughter "quit" too. - If you don't like smoking or incest, this isn't the story for you.
This revelation may seem absurd and unbelievable, but the offspring of the Devil live among us. The mother of all sin, Eve, did more than just bite the forbidden fruit. God rested on the seventh day and a serpent shape-shifted into the Devil. For the next seven days, hour after hour, day and night, the Dark Lord emptied his seed into Eve. God watched from the heavens horrified that His creation was being abused by the twisted and cunning Devil. It was the beginning of the Dark Truth days.
As totalitarian regimes replaced democracies around the world in the 2030's. The US democracy also fails. Those protesting the new regime disappear. Soon even the smallest infraction is deemed subversion.
Twelve-inched well-hung Henry Humper spends the afternoon with his chubby sixteen-year-old cheerleader daughter Honey Humper and her gigantic young boobs. This story is a satire!