Cream Pie Stories

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A Bananagrams Story (5)
The words for the July Bananagram are: Veers, Barns, Be, Diners, and Equated. Your task is to use all five of these words in a story of a single sentence. You are permitted to add letters to the beginning or ending of a word to make a new word. For example, Be could be changed to Bean or Bell or Bevel. Send me your single sentence story and I will attempt to illustrate it and post it in the July Bananagrams collection.

The panties were a terrible mistake that led to the pumpkin eating at school and then poor Sally found out her teacher's hidden desire. Life at home is no less stressful with the need to grant solace to the two homeless men her mother brought home from the soup kitchen. An innocent shower leads to some depraved activities with no end in sight.

The wedding day is fast approaching. The blushing bride tries to preserve her purity, but falls into the stripper's game.

Julianna finds herself in a bind and treated like a toy. 

Here's a lesson on why you don't act like a giant daft cunt over some plastic forks.