Cousins Stories

A heartwarming holiday tale of cannibal family togetherness, in which a young man unwittingly winds up as the centerpiece of Thanksgiving dinner!

The rough but real story of how my cousins knocked me up when I was 24.

Stewart’s life is completely upended when his dual demigod straight cousins, Jamie and Bryan, arrive for the summer. Driven by their overwhelming superiority, he surrenders to his fag instinct, choosing to serve them completely. When his girlfriend Amy gets caught in their orbit, the ultimate psychological and physical degradation cements Stewart’s place at the bottom of the family hierarchy.

This is a misogynistic fantasy about a California kid who's about to turn 16 and he's nervous. Nervous because of a family tradition from the female side of the family where mom gives him his birthday present. A normal 16 year old might get a car. In this family, the boy children get an education in sex. Every female for generations has been raised to carry on the family tradition and part of that tradition is implied submissiveness.

I chose a religious university based on its personal learning atmosphere and impressive academic credentials. Although frustrated at times with the strict rules I'm sure in the future I won't regret my choice. In comparison, my cousin Kristen chose hers based on being close to home and having a good time; apparently a degree was an afterthought. When I was home on break I got to experience dorm party life at my cousin's university which was just a tad bit different from mine.