Colleen is an average young woman with a not so average problem. Her mom and the woman she grew up calling Aunt Patty were noisy lovers. The happy sound never failed to give Colleen a boner! The hermaphrodite lost a lot of sleep but didn’t mind. She loved her parents and wouldn’t hurt them by asking them to be quite. Things change drastically when Colleen is accidentally given the wrong gift on Christmas Eve. Will this family be ruined or brought closer by this simple error?